Wednesday, December 31, 2008

sometimes your enemies are your biggest fans.

365 have passed. and what have we learned? growth is in the market. and once again i'm standing in line waiting for what's instore. you'll make great pets.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

"He has a penchant for his Archrivals"......

fans galore, spend your time programming your new smartfone, sell out, grow up, and ask for forgiveness...... then buy me another drink. asshole.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Candy Canes and a dress named anarchy....

be a team player. say nice things. wipe your mascara off in the copy room. buy nothing in our economic depression, unless you use your hello kitty gold card.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

throwing confetti at snipers.

as i mask the uncomfort of needing to go buy a new pen, i wondered if my reflection from the caring would bring me silence. then i went on tee-vee. fame and destruction lie ahead.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

humble pie. and the unicorn defeatist.

blonde girls dressed as bunnies on halloween.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

die in abject obscurity.

time like warm water exiting down the drain. washing away your apathy in the breakfast nook of genericism. on a warm gray day ideas will be born throughout. and you are the harbinger of irrational intoxication on a fantasy team. alienate your core audience, and apologize for nothing at all. call your mother.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Friday, October 31, 2008

Straight up Bastardly.

people often ask me if i'm on drugs. i'm not. i'm just bored with television and going to the gym or practice of somewhat is just not in the cards. there's more than the shell. besides, who else is going to make you laugh when chaos has ensued?